A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
> the nurse starts with certain basic items.
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> "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
> "115," she says.
> The nurse puts her on the scale.
> It turns out her weight is 140.
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> The nurse asks, "Your height?"
> "5 foot 8," she says.
> The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
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> She then takes her blood pressure
> and tells the woman it is very high.
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> "Of course it's high!" she screams,
> "When I came in here I was tall and slender!
> Now I'm short and fat!"