It only rains twice in Oregon: October to May and June to September.
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What comes after two straight days of rain in Oregon? Monday morning.
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What do you call two weeks of rain in Oregon? Native American Summer.
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What does daylight savings time mean in Oregon? An extra hour of rain.
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What's the definition of a Oregon optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.
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"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
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What do you call two straight days of rain in Oregon? A weekend. What do you call three straight days of rain in Oregon? A holiday weekend.
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A newcomer to Oregon arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid replies, "How should I know? I'm only six."
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How do meteorologists predict the weather in Oregon? If you can see Mt. Hood, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mt. Hood, it's raining.