A Clean One

New pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that
someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
card and wrote: 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
and stuck it in the door. When the offering was
processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message: 'Genesis 3:10.' Reaching for his Bible to
check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at
the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your
voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'"