politicicians

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington,
> DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't
> unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we
> was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
> "Well," said the big 'gator, what you been eatin' boy?"
> "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
> "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
> "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
> "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus' and wait fer one to unlock
> the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out
> of 'em, and eat 'em!"
> "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
> gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
> shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a
> briefcase.

I can think of a few politicians I'd like to direct these critters to-----