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You live in Arizona when
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>1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
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>2. You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the >steering wheel.
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>3. You've experienced condensation on you from the hot water in the toilet >bowl.
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>4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
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>5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
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>6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and universities. Picture >lingerie ads.
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>7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
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>8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
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>9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING >ME??!!
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>10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face >when you open your oven door.
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>You Live in California when..
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>1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
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>2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
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>3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
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>4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
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>5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
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>6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it >will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
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>You Live in New York City when...
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>1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
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>2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State >Building.
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>3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus >Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
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>4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
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>5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language >makes you multi-lingual.
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>6. You've worn out a car horn.
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>7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
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>You Live in Maine when...
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>1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
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>2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
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>3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
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>4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
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>5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and >construction.
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>You Live in the Deep South when...
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>1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
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>2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
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>3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
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>4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
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>5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, >MARY BETH, etc.
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>You live in Colorado when...
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>1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
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>2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at >the day care center.
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>3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
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>4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
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>You live in the Midwest when...
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>1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
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>2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
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>3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
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>4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
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>5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was >different!"
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>You live in Florida when....
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>1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
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>2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
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>3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
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>4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
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>5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.