nor dakota

Ole' is a farmer in Minnesota.
>
> He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in
> Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches under
> to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.
> Ole is very surprised.
>
> He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to
> try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does
> come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow and take her home.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says,
> "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and
> see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
> Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies,
> "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
>
> Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."