YOUR DEAR MOTHER.........

There was this guy who was taking care of his friends house while he was on vacation. His friend called and asked how things were going. He responded by saying that his dog died. "Thats horrible. Why didn't you say that my dog was on the roof so when I call back, you tell me he's dead and it isn't so bad." His friend said," Anything else?" "Well, your mother is on the roof"