IRISH HUMOR......

M ary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'

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AND THE BEST F OR LAST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the priest pounds three times on the wall. T he drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"