Tough Gettin Old.......
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical
with his wife tagging along. When the doctor
enters the examination room he says,
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and
a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing,
turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"