A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local
court, but the custody of their children posed a
problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested
to the judge that since she had brought the children
into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the
judge asked for his side of the story. After a long
moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending
machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong
to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, he won!