Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk........
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the timemanagement course you sent me to!"
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got herejust in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how tohandle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you putyour ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at yourdesk........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the timemanagement course you sent me to!"
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got herejust in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how tohandle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you putyour ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?" AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at yourdesk........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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