A Redneck.................

A North Carolina redneck passedAway and left his entire estate inTrust for his beloved widow.However, she can't touch itUntil she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go toSome movies in groups of18 or more. They weretold 17 and under are notAdmitted.
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The minimum drinking age inTennessee has been raised
to32. It seems they want to keepalcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"are called documentaries.Sans MS'"
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000MS" State Lottery. The winner gets $3 ayear for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansionin Little Rock burned down. In fact,it took out the whole trailer
park.
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The best thing to ever come outof Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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And my very favorite.........

An Alabama State Trooper stopped apickup truck. He asked the driver,"Got any ID?" The driver said,"Bout what?"