THE DRUNK.......
A drunk walks into a barand says to the bartender(with a drunken slur),"Bartender,buy everyone in the house a drink,pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just thatand hands the man a bill for $57.00.The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy arounda few timesthen throws him out into the street.
The very next daythe same drunk walks into the barand once again says (with a drunken slur),"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink,pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice,so he gives him the benefit of the doubt,pours a round of drinks for the house,has a drink himself and handsthe drunk a bill for $67.00.The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it.He picks the guy up,beats the living daylights out of him,then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunkwalks back into the same barand says (with a drunken slur),"Bartender,buy everyone in the house a drink,give me the bill."
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "you!!??
No Way!You get too violent when you drink.
A drunk walks into a barand says to the bartender(with a drunken slur),"Bartender,buy everyone in the house a drink,pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just thatand hands the man a bill for $57.00.The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy arounda few timesthen throws him out into the street.
The very next daythe same drunk walks into the barand once again says (with a drunken slur),"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink,pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice,so he gives him the benefit of the doubt,pours a round of drinks for the house,has a drink himself and handsthe drunk a bill for $67.00.The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it.He picks the guy up,beats the living daylights out of him,then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunkwalks back into the same barand says (with a drunken slur),"Bartender,buy everyone in the house a drink,give me the bill."
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "you!!??
No Way!You get too violent when you drink.
posted by Charles | 4:07 AM
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