Dire Warning For U. S.

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,Talib! an Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar warnedthe United States that if military action against Iraqcontinues, Taliban authorities will cut off America'ssupply of convenience store managers. And if thisaction does not yield sufficient results, cab driverswill be next, followed by Dell and AOL customerservice reps and Motel 6 managers.

Folks, it's getting ugly!