BIRDS & THE BEES
The modern version of the birds & the bees…..
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
"Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-café.
I upgraded my floppy to a stifffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've got male"
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
"Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-café.
I upgraded my floppy to a stifffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've got male"
posted by Charles | 4:22 PM
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