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A Woman Who Reads
>
> One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and > decides
> to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to
> take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and
> begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He > pulls
> up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you
> doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies.
>
> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>
> "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the
> woman.
>
> "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
>
> Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely
she
> can also think.