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THEY WALK AMONG US

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural
area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal
of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
"too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't
want them to cross there anymore. This one was from
Kingman, KS.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local
Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he
was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a
Kansas City chef!

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at
the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone
put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? < BR>To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes
when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing
with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine
when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light
is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are
blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation
officer in Wichita, KS

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and
dear coworker who was leaving the company due to
"downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This
is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was
spoken. We all just looked at each other with th at
deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at
Texas Instruments.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged
her power strip back into itself and for the life of
her couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office
no less.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an
automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told
the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle
and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "Its open!" To which he
replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was
at the Ford deale rship in Canton, Mississippi!

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*and they walk among us

and REPRODUCE.

Kinda scary, huh? ANDDDD......THEY VOTE!!!