Shuteye Savings.......

We had been trying for a child for years, so I was ecstatic when I got up at five one morning, took a home pregnancy test and found I was expecting.
"Richard," I yelled to my husband, "we're going to have a baby!"
"Great," he said and rolled over.
"How can you go back to sleep?"
Muttering into his pillow, he said, "I'm stocking up."