Sunday Drive.......
Two elderly women were out for a Sunday drive in a large car and both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in thepassenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn wejust went through a red light".
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was redagain, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light hadbeen red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was gettingnervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the nextintersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and theywent right through, and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Didyou know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killedus!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
Two elderly women were out for a Sunday drive in a large car and both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in thepassenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn wejust went through a red light".
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was redagain, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light hadbeen red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was gettingnervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the nextintersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and theywent right through, and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Didyou know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killedus!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
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