Stevie and Tiger......

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonderand says: "How is the singing career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"
Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing,but I think I've got that right now."
Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, Ineed to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, thenext time I play, it seems to be all right.
Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?"
Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you'reblind?"
Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of thefairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and playthe ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddymoves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play theball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods. "Well," says Stevie, "I getmy caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with hishead on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."
Woods asks: "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a roundsometime."
Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I onlyplay for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when wouldyou like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night."