OOPs! Church Notices.....
1) The young children are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with anyone.
3) The minister would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
4) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
5) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
6) Ushers will eat latecomers.
7) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
8) Bro. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
9) The minister will preach his farewell message, after which the congregation will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
10) During the absence of our minister, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
11) Next Sunday Bro. Jackson will lead the congregational singing for the morning service. The preacher will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."