Clear Day - Married 43 years......

After being married for 43 years, Bob took a careful look at his wife one day and said, 'Honey, 46 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old gal.
Now I have a $700,000+ home, a $55,000.00 car, nice big bed and big screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.' Bob's wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told Bob to go out and find a hot 20-year-old gal, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis..