Doctor doctor collection......

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!Didn't I see you yesterday? Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?Yes - here's a kite! Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!