A man owned a small farm in Iowa...
The Iowa State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper
wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years".
"I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board".
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board".
"Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here".
"He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night".
"He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.