Three LadiesThree ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said :- Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of apple sauce in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a flan.The second lady said :- Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.The third one said :- Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem.Knock on wood, as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, that must be the door, I'll get it !