Swimming With Crocodiles!

One day a wealthy man was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, women, cars, planes; anything he wanted. This guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, he and his friends all standing around drinking, and partying next to the pool. The man gets up on the life guard tower and all his friends look up. He calls for silence No one moves. Now the man looks over the crowd, draws on his joint and says, "OK, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money and my house. Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person who swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes." Still, no one moves, not even an eye blinks at this time. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the women you can handle; everything I own." "Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower jumps down and runs over to him. "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?" "I don't want the money." "Do you want the house now or later? "I don't want the house." "Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?" "I don't want that either." "Do you want the women now or later?" "I don't want the women." The wealthy man looks at him and says, "Well what DO you want?!?!?" "I just want the guy who pushed me in!"