Funny Jokes - Only In America…..
Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way tothe back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy peoplecan buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, largefries,and a diet coke.
Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chainthepens to the counters.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars inthedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and bunsinpackages of eight.
Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe theprocess so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning‘bloodsucking creatures’.
Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braillelettering.