More Christmas Humor, Jokes And Riddles......
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
ANS: The letter "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs ?
ANS: Anything you want. He can't hear you !
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole ?
ANS: Lost.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up ?
ANS: Santa of course, because the other two don't exist !
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn ?
ANS: She had mittens.
What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes ?
ANS: A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)
What's red and white and red and white and red and white ?
ANS: Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous ?
ANS: Holly-wood.
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean ?
ANS: Because snow man is an island.
What do you call one who is afraid of Santa Claus ?
ANS: Claus-trophobic.