Toilet Paper .........
Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here--do you have any over there?"
The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't seem to have any, either."
The first man then asks, "Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?"
The second man says, "No, sorry!"
The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change for a twenty?"