SHORT ONES......

A woman expects her six year old to behave like an adult and her husband to act like a six year old.


Men can be terribly sensitive. A woman need only say, “I’ve met someone much sexier than you.” “ I’ve never really loved you” or “ I’m leaving you,” and her man will sulk for hours.


A man will never admit to a mistake. He knows that he is perfect and he desperately needs everyone else to know that too.