Life and Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his
word, he made contact, "Connie....Connie. .":

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and
then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -
lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much
have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed
sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."