1	A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
	Every 10 sec a
	woman gives birth to a kid.
	A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2	Sardar-why r all these people running?
	Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
	Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
	others running?
3	Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
	into future tense.
	Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4	Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
	not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
	Expected".
	After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5	Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
	it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
	umbrella and go.