Lawyers........

A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a prestigous N.Y. law firm are walking through Central Park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says: "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one each".

"Me first! Me first" says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! She's gone.

You're next" the Genie says to the partner.

The partner says, "I want those two back in the library after lunch"