Lawn mower.......


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't
run, my wifekept hinting to me that I
should get it fixed. But, somehow I always
had something else to take care of first,
the truck,the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me.

  Finally she thought of a clever way
to make her point.  When I arrived home
one day,  I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair
of sewing scissors.  I watched silently for
a short time  and then went into the house. 
I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush.

  I said, "When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway."

  The doctors say I will walk again, but I
will always have a limp.

   Moral to this story : Marriage is a
relationship in which one person is always
right, and the other is the husband.