SHORT JOKES..........
Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course!
Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course!
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