HUMOR.........
A tourist was drowning in the sea:- Help! Help! He screams.Very calm the fisherman says:- Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
What do you call a cow with no legs?- Ground beef.- What do you call a dog with no legs?- You don't because it won't come.
A man at the doctors:-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!-Did you try using a lemon?-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!
A tourist was drowning in the sea:- Help! Help! He screams.Very calm the fisherman says:- Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
What do you call a cow with no legs?- Ground beef.- What do you call a dog with no legs?- You don't because it won't come.
A man at the doctors:-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!-Did you try using a lemon?-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!
posted by Charles | 3:41 PM
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