THE LIGHT BULB.....

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days

off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What in the heck are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb

He said, "You are clearly stressed out."

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,

"...And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this...)

She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!!"