AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.........

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurts wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she
said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."