They Walk Among Us!.....

Thought you might get a chuckle (or a fright!) out of this! I walked

into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed

it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy

one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "So I

guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out

the door. They walk among us and many work retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of

them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said, Where?"

They walk among us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun

waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my

brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for

sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a

week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call

quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a

seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived

yet?"

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small

pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like

it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I 'm hungry enough to eat 6

pieces. Yep,

They Walk Among Us!

They walk among us AND they reproduce! And we all know them!! Yikes!