You may be addicted to the Internet, if ...

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
You wake up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape 4.0 or higher."
You put down your internet address when filling out your driver's license application.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You laugh at people with 14.4K-baud modems.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.
You have engaged to someone you've never actually met except through e-mail.
You introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife" or husband as "myman@tv.hubby" and refer to your children as "client applications".
You name your children Mosaic, Java and Eudora.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ... and your child in the overhead compartment.
Only communication in your household is through email.