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Thursday, August 10, 2006

We just got a brand new 2007 Chrysler 300C in with the coolest radio you have ever seen. The radio is voice activated. I was demonstrating the radio to a friend of mine and I said, "Watch this!" .. "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie,".... I replied. He continued, ........ and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. My friend liked the car and the radio so much she bought one just like it. She called me a few days later with this story. "I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, ... and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Chrysler 300C, but, I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, ...... "Ass Holes!"The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.... Dang , I LOVE this car!

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