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New Living Will FormI, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:  ______a cold beer
______a glass of wine______a bloody Mary______a margarita______a Scotch and soda______a martini______a vodka and tonic______a bourbon on the rocks ______a steak ______lobster or crab legs______the remote control______a bowl of ice cream______the sports page
______chocolate  _____sex It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.  When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature:         ___________________________Date:                ___________________________