I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss

would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted

"CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down

from the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told

her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I

was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the

Boss came
into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed

out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down

and walked
out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me,

the Boss
said to her, "and where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"