SOMETIMES KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MAKE SENSE!!!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see alitter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informedhis mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens." "How did you know?" his mother asked."Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," hereplied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the rightfoot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."He ! looked up at her with a raised brow and said,"Don't kid me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!" On the first day of school, about midmorning, thekindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go tothe bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice fromthe back of the room asked, "How will that help?" A mother and her young son returned from the grocerystore and began putting away the groceries.. The boy openedthe box of animal crackers and spread them all over thetable. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken," the boyexplained. "I'm looking for the seal."After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "WhenI grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because mydaddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever had."