Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of thetree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they areafraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at thetop think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they'reamazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, theone who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have alreadybeen picked!Now Men....Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into somethingacceptable to have dinner with.