LISTEN TO DR. PHIL...........

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we allcould use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice, I heard ona Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed,"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn'tfinished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottleof Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle ofKahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valiumprescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box ofchocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this onto those you feel may be in need of inner peace.