Remember 1975 to 2005
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
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1975: KEG
2005: EKG
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1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
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1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
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1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
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1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM
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1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
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1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
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1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office
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1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system
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1975: Disco
2005: Costco
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1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
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1975: Whatever
2005: Depends
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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things..
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The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
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They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
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Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
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The CD was introduced the year they were born. -----------------------
They have always had an answering machine.
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They have always had cable.
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They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show
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Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
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They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. is.
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McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.