Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! ! (aka Physicist!!!)

(True Story)
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and thespace shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate thefrequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strengthof the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted throughthe control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two, and embeddeditself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. Thehorrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with thedesigns of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this... NASA responded with a one-line memo

"Defrost the chicken”

(True Story)