Groaner

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they

got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.



One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the

groom broom.



The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The

groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The

wedding was lovely.



After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom

leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going

to have a little whisk broom!!!"



"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?


Brace yourself.

This is really going to hurt!


"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"