Ten Things To Ponder

Life is sexually transmitted.
>>Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>>Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>>Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
>>Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
>>Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>>Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
>>AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration!